This Explains So Much

From CNN: E-mails 'hurt IQ more than pot'

Wow. So the fact that I'm saving up to purchase a Blackberry can't be good. My senior year and first two years of college spent in a haze couldn't have helped. And the fact that I went from hungover to drunk in a matter of 20 minutes this morning should be icing on the cake.

No wonder I'm so tired all the time. And I think I'm getting sick, again.